It has never more apparent that I work in a predominately male environment. Just get preggers. Jessica (whose baby is due 6 weeks before mine) works right next door at our sister company, and between the two of us this passel of men has at one point or another said at least one of the following:
"Tell your sister to lay off the pie"
"You're flying to Vegas for a work conference? Wait, do you need two seats on the plane?"
"Your belly made it into the room at least 5 minutes before you did. pretty soon it's going to be 10!"
"Did you swallow a balloon?"
"Are you pregnant? You used to be pretty fit. I didn't know if you had just let yourself go since you got married."
"It's so weird, last week you were like; eh. [while making small hand gestures] This week you're like WOW [while making sounds and gestures of a giant explosion]."
Keep it up boys. This girl is just getting fatter and more hormonal...HR is right down the hall.
Oh you just tell me who. Momma/Grandma B will come do some butt whoopin' :) Love you girl! You and Jessica are both beautiful! Inside and Out!!!
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